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101 Crazy Ways to Die order quantity
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Author: Matt Roper
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There are a million and one ways to meet your end in this world, but do we really need to worry about them all?

Put your irrational fears to bed, we've tracked down the odds of you succumbing to everything from a paper cut to an asteroid – and a whole lot worse in between!

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About 100 people choke to death on ball point pens each year

You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than a shark

2500 left handed people are killed by products made for right handed people each year!

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider bite.

First published 2007.


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Author: Joe Bennett
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Alive: aboveground, animate, animated, breathing, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, capable of life, chipper, conscious, endowed with life, enjoying health, enlivened, eupeptic, existent, fine, fit, fit and fine, full of beans, healthful, healthy, in condition, in fine fettle, in fine whack, in good case, in good health, in good shape, in health, in high feather, in mint condition, in shape, in the flesh, in the pink, inspirited, instinct with life, live, living, long-lived, quick, tenacious of life, very much alive, viable, vital, vivified, zoetic. Kicking: sticking the boot in. Still alive after 11 years and 11 collections of columns, Joe Bennett sticks the boot into Beckhamania, golf umbrellas, beer ads, Hillary Clinton, all sorts of bureaucrats, and a fatso from the Middle East who flies halfway round the world to shoot our deer. But he writes loving stuff, too, about fish and postcards and Pavarotti and butter and dead dogs. From his ... more

 
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Eyes Right (and They's Wrong) : Joe Bennett sets the world straight. Again order quantity
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Author: Joe Bennett
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The new collection of columns from Joe Bennett, columnist extrordinare.

Joe Bennett is a well-known and contentious columnist and commentator who lives and works from Christchurch. A successful author of travel books - Mustn't Grumble, and A Land of Two Halves in recent years, and indeed currently researching underpants manufacturing in China for his next travel book, Joe has also written an on-going annual series of books which collect the best of each year's columns. Until this year, these have been published by Hazard Press and have all pursued a doggy theme - Doggone and Give a Dog a Bone being typical titles. This year Joe has a brand new publisher and cover direction. Eyes Right is the first of his collections to be published by HarperCollins and contains an erudite, witty and argumentative collection of articles from the past twelve months, previously published in national and local ... more

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Author: Joe Bennett
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Joe Bennett came to New Zealand at age 29 to teach for one year. Aged 51, he's still here. But in 1998 he swapped the classroom for the opinion page of the nation's newspapers. Since then he's been Qantas Media Awards Columnist of the Year three times, he's had eleven collections of his columns published in New Zealand, he's written three best-selling travel books, and he has made far too many after-dinner speeches. In the introduction to his very first collection, he wrote: 'If anything holds these articles together it is that I like people but not in herds. I distrust all belief, most thought and anything ending in ism. Most opinion is emotion in fancy dress.' Ten years later, this book presents the very best of a decade's work organized by topic.

First published November 2008.

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Author: Martin Crump (ed)
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A book of humorous stories with a distinctive Kiwi flavour, both true and definitely not true, compiled through Radio Pacific. Spinning a good yarn is a time-honoured tradition in this country, the stories about the larrikin, the local colourful identity, the tall tales and the fact is stranger than fiction true life tales of the absurd and the barely believable. We're in danger of losing them in this era of the internet joke that you read rather than tell. After all, half the skill and hunour in a good yarn is in the telling and the ever so gentle stretching of the truth. You should never let the facts get in the way of a good story. Radio host Martin Crump, son of one of our leading storytellers, the late Barry Crump, conducted an on air and website search for the best yarns, jokes, family stories and tall tales.

First published August 2007.

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Author: Jill Marshall
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Cally is a solo mother in her thirties living in London. One day her nine year old daughter Paige announces that she wants to go to New Zealand to meet her father who abandoned Cally when she became pregnant. During the flight Cally meets Simon and decides to continue their high-altitude flirtation after they reach NZ, but Paige has other ideas and plots to get her mun and dad back together. Cally is suddenly entwined in an unusual love triangle.

First published 2008.

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From the weird and wonderful world of New Zealand sport, a humourous take on what the athletes and the fans were really thinking and doing. What Were They Thinking 2007 presents a selection of New Zealand sports photographs from this sporting year accompanied by humorous speech bubbles. It's a brilliant take on the highs and lows across our various sporting codes.

 
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